Friday, June 26, 2020

A FEW GOOD ONES







Thankfully I can still post these jokes without issue.

Enjoy your weekend everyone :) | Toluna

14 comments:

Ann said...

Love these. I can relate to the 8 hours of sleep taking 4 days. The romantic wife one cracked me up. Thanks for the laughs this mornign.

Cathy said...

Enjoyed the laughs...great way to start the day.

Laurel Wood said...

Hi Debby, I love these! Too cute about taking 4 days to get 8 hrs of sleep!
Blessings to you today and the weekend. xo

Martha@SeasideSimplicity said...

Thanks for the laughs this morning :D

betty said...

LOL with them all, but especially the husband one!! We do need to laugh these days so thanks for sharing these!

betty

Mevely317 said...

Debby, you've out-done yourself this time! That 3rd one actually sent me running to the bathroom. (TMI?)

The Feminine Energy said...

Your jokes are always a bright spot in my day, Debby. Thank you for posting them! You have a nice weekend too. Love, Andrea xoxo

Sandra said...

I like the first one best of all because I can relate to it because I am and I roller. But I haven't noticed my Lids any skinny or haha. Glad the joke's posted and didn't go off the page

Sandi said...

Haha ha!

Chatty Crone said...

My daughter ROLLS her eyes ALL THE TIME! Drives me nuts.
The hubs and the toilet was funny.
And missing people I don't like - lol!
All true.

Carla from The River said...

Thank you for the laughs Debby!!

Secret Agent Woman said...

The sleeping one is me!

Mara said...

I do agree somewhat with the missing people one. I just miss people!

photowannabe said...

Now you made me laugh today...thank you...
I especially like the first one about the eyeballs.
Sue

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