FIFTY SHADES OF DEBBY

My blog friend Cyndy at Putting the Fun in Dysfunctional posted this meme a few weeks ago. I thought it was pretty interesting and thought it might be fun to do. I have not read the books but thought I would give these questions a try. You know I love answering questions! Play along if you want. I put the questions at the bottom of the page. For some reason 34 and 35 are missing so it's only 48 shades of Debby.

Okay, here we go:

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

Dorothy

 

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

Under my breast.

 

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?

I don't remember his name. It was in H.S. and he was a hottie.

 

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

Yes I did as a teenager.

 

5. What body part do you wash first?

Usually my face.

 

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?

Yes but we also have seat covers here in California. 

 

7. What's the strangest talent you have?

It's been a few years but I was pretty good on the pogo stick.

 

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

Heck, I don't even know anymore with my puffy belly!

 

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?

Haven't had one in forever....years and years but I will say Sour Cream & Onion. 

 

10. Have you ever been tied up?

Not that I can remember.

 

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?

I seldom got grounded, if ever. But I do remember one time when I was told I couldn't go out but later that day my parents let me go after all. 

 

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

I had to parallel park to take my driving test in Illinois at 16. No I do not parallel park, even with my Mini Cooper.

 

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

Yes I did. It was back when I was divorced. One for lunch, one for dinner.

 

14. How many times have you been cussed out?

 Too many to count.

 

15. Which shoe do you put on first?

I think it's my left.  I am almost always in sandals and haven't paid attention.

 

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?

Yes I have been. Back in Illinois when I was divorced and working at Ace Hardware Corp. office. One of the secretaries, male, was gay and he took a bunch of us downtown one night to a gay bar. The male dancers were all so cute! (No it wasn't a strip bar) 

 

18. Girls. This is not a question. Just want to have fun.

 

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

They made me laugh.

 

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?

Yes!

 

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

No, never! 

 

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

Whoever I am mad at!

 

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

I believe I have but I don't remember it.

 

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

My bath towel. Basically when I use it I am clean from the shower so it's just clean water on it. 

 

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?

No, I was never a snoop. 

 

26. What was your childhood nickname?

My father called me "Peanut" 

 

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Air guitar has never been my thing. 

 

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?

Sure, didn't we all. 

 

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

Probably changed my shoes. That was many moons ago. 

 

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

No

 

31. How do you eat your cookie?

Just as they are. I am not a dipper.

 

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?

I don't work out at a gym. 

 

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.

Walk around naked while I'm putting on my make-up, drying my hair, etc.

 

34. Missing.....

 

35. Missing.....

 

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

About 4 depending on the drink. I think 2 lemontini's got to me once.

 

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?

 No

 

38. How often do you clean out your ears?

About once a week.

 

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

Fold 

 

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?

Hardly ever get one. 

 

41. Do you have any strange phobias?

Nothing is coming to mind but I am afraid of snakes and ants drive me crazy too.

 

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

No 

 

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?

Actually I passed out once. It was just for a few seconds and have no clue as to why. I was with girlfriends and we had just gotten our first drink. Everyone was really worried about me.

 

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

Yes I have but I really can't recall the specifics so don't ask.

 

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

No

 

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?

I am sure I have. Hey, it's part of life and always funny.

 

47. Have you ever played naked Twister?

No

 

48. Have you ever been drunk at work?

No....gee do I sound boring?

 

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?

No

 

50. Do you want to bring sexy back?

I'm working on it. Not easy at 60!

Here they are if you want to play along:
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? 
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
5. What body part do you wash first?
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
10. Have you ever been tied up?
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? 
14. How many times have you been cussed out? 
15. Which shoe do you put on first? 
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? 
18. Girls.  This is not a question.  Just want to have fun.
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? 
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? 
26. What was your childhood nickname?
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? 
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
31. How do you eat your cookie?
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
34. Missing.....
35. Missing.....
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? 
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? 
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
47. Have you ever played naked Twister?48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?